Paul Lojeski: The Born-Again Squirrel squeaked and twittered and began dancing a wild jig of celebration to the screeching abrasions of The Crazy Cats, a Lion and Tiger Bagpipe Quartet and the Mob went Mad at the sight, roaring and barking.
Paul Lojeski: It couldn’t be that all that noise made by millions in the streets all those years ago added up to nothing but Bill, Bush, Obama and the impending ascent of Her Royal Highness.
Paul Lojeski: I read the story and saw the photo of the father of another victim of yet another fucking, mad gun rampage that is becoming a daily occurrence in this sick and twisted land of the free to buy any gun,
any time and home of cowardly psychopathic murderers.
Paul Lojeski: Friends and Future Followers of the Reverend Jimmy Pup Pet and Free Range Animal Crusade, today I must shine the Burning Light of Redemption on that foul and disgustingly subversive plague soiling our scared landscapes.
Paul Lojeski: Friends, for those of you who have not yet heard the word or experienced the rapture offered by The Great and Wondrous Saint Bernard above, I am here to lead the way and save every dog, cat, gold fish, zebra and porcupine!