Paul Lojeski: Friends and Future Followers of the Reverend Jimmy Pup Pet and Free Range Animal Crusade, today I must shine the Burning Light of Redemption on that foul and disgustingly subversive plague soiling our scared landscapes.
Paul Lojeski: Friends, for those of you who have not yet heard the word or experienced the rapture offered by The Great and Wondrous Saint Bernard above, I am here to lead the way and save every dog, cat, gold fish, zebra and porcupine!
Paul Lojeski: Early summer morning every-where, a slight breeze across calm, self-assured faces, not an angry word heard or gesture seen nor the blood
Paul Lojeski: what floated my way like a pile of radioactive garbage rolling over from Japan was a sales position in the glamorous celebrity-filled world of fluorescent-light-loving sales by phone, more commonly known by its generic name, telemarketing.
Paul Lojeski: But who needs digital fakes, when terror’s all too real. Go on, peek in the mirror. I dare you.