Treva Brandon Scharf: If you’re neurosis-free and can’t understand what I’m talking about, let me break it down for you: needing control leads to stress, stress leads to worry, worry leads to anxiety. All of which sucked the life out of me and got me nowhere.
Ed Rampell: If Rumpolini comes to power the revisionist version of Lenin’s Highest Stage of Capitalism will read: “Typical of the latest stage of capitalism, when monopolies rule, is the grab and grab and grab by capital!”
Ed Rampell: If $hill-ary gets away with branding herself as a progressive, what’s next? Rahm Emanuel will declare he is an anarcho-syndicalist?
Ed Rampell: Cruzmissile, the Canadian-born son of a Cuban émigré (and professional Senator Joe McCarthy sound- and lookalike) who has made a political career out of bashing his fellow Latinos, is stunned and scratching his noggin, now that he’s been out-birthered by ’Murican-born Rumpolini.
Charles Orloski: Having undergone Matt Dillon and Cartwright family socialization, and given that birthday #64 had several hours left, I thought it best to forget how I once proudly wore a studded Roy Rogers shirt and cowboy hat.