Charles Orloski: Having undergone Matt Dillon and Cartwright family socialization, and given that birthday #64 had several hours left, I thought it best to forget how I once proudly wore a studded Roy Rogers shirt and cowboy hat.
Ed Rampell: In her vulgarity-laced endorsement speech, the Godzilla from Wasilla cackled that the billionaire was not “an elitist.”
Treva Brandon Scharf: Most online dating exchanges are warm and fuzzy, fun and flirty—especially in the beginning. However, this get-to-know-you email was hardly that. It was a tongue lashing.
Ed Rampell: Now that Beckel has lost his posh perch on Fox as a punching gasbag for rightwing halfwits, he is exploiting his addiction to illegal drugs and booze with a new memoir (“co-written” by a “co-author,” BTW) about his painkiller and cocaine abuse and alcoholism.
Ed Rampell: The way to defeat the terrorists is by finding pitiless warriors who will adapt terrorism’s despicable, reprehensible, ruthless tactics and mercilessly use them against the irregular enemy. But where, you may ask Il Donito, can America find such soldiers without pity?