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It’s Scotty!

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Carl Matthes: Idol has learned to expand six words (“And the winner is – Scotty McCreery.”), taking a full two seconds, into a two-hour American Orgy.

American Idol – Lopez: “It’s Up to America!”

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Carl Matthes: Sixty million votes from an excited audience this past week. Part of the revival is due to America’s most beautiful woman, Miss Jennifer Lopez. But, who is giving her wardrobe advice? I just hope there’s no wardrobe malfunction with her teeny-bopper skirts

American Idol: Good-Bye, Casey

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Carl Matthes: Ryan asked Casey, “If you could perform a duet with any musician, past or present, who would you choose?” Casey answered, “Oscar Peterson.” For Idol voters, Casey would have been better off saying Oscar Mayer.

American Idol: Substance vs Style

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Carl Matthes: Naima’s voice has a certain ungainliness which wasn’t eased by reggae’s lilting rhythms and sounds. This was like seeing the Mona Lisa in a thong! Naima’s seriousness of purpose is contagious and she has a unique style. Unfortunately, vocal substance is not there.

American Phoenix

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Carl Matthes: Idol producers are truly acting in the most American way: Being generous and living up to their mission of inspiring, nurturing and helping young talented performers.

America’s Cheesiest Charttoppers Redux

Michael Sigman: Strong candidates for Part 2 included such stomach-churning charttoppers as Barry Manilow’s I Write the Songs (no, you don’t, not even this one, which was penned by Beach Boy Bruce Johnston), Helen Reddy’s I Am Woman (no, you’re not) and Starship’s We Built This City on Rock and Roll (no, you most definitely did not).

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