Treva Brandon Scharf: All that searching, swiping, typing, texting, winking, liking, browsing and chatting is practically a full-time job. Add in the lack of follow up from potential dates, and you can see why my friend is frustrated.
Ed Rampell: Compounding this egregious travesty and transgression, for one of the few times in Oscar’s nearly 90-year history, the presenter was actually a high-ranking member of the current U.S. executive branch, thus blatantly politicizing an entertainment awards event. (Paging Dr. Goebbels!)
Treva Brandon Scharf: If you’re neurosis-free and can’t understand what I’m talking about, let me break it down for you: needing control leads to stress, stress leads to worry, worry leads to anxiety. All of which sucked the life out of me and got me nowhere.
Ed Rampell: If Rumpolini comes to power the revisionist version of Lenin’s Highest Stage of Capitalism will read: “Typical of the latest stage of capitalism, when monopolies rule, is the grab and grab and grab by capital!”
Ed Rampell: If $hill-ary gets away with branding herself as a progressive, what’s next? Rahm Emanuel will declare he is an anarcho-syndicalist?